This is the tail, I mean, tale of a lovely Texas teen named Kelly Lamprin. I met her when I spent a few days in San Antonio. I was just about to give up hope of pulling off a shoot during my trip, when I received her email. Texas is a wonderful state, but it is not ideal for finding Zishy girls. Religion, BBQ, beer, and tacos seem to be contributing factors to the unfortunate situation. However, on this day, the heavens smiled down upon me and introduced me to 20-year-old Kelly. By the way, her body is completely natural, no matter what you might be thinking.