Emmy Sinclair might have some Irish in her. It is St. Patrick's Day(night) and she has the look, so let's go with that assumption. Over a decade ago, I met an girl from Ireland at a nightclub in San Francisco. I was pretty hammered, she probably was too. We shared a few drunken dances and swapped spit within a few minutes of our initial eye contact. No, I'm not bragging. I did not have any game. I could barely remember my phone number when we exchanged info. Fuck Long Island iced tea. Don't be the guy bartenders poke fun at. Anyways, I met up with her a couple days later and sealed the deal in unsober-like fashion. Not a very fulfilling experience, but it left me believing Irish girls love to party. And that is my Irish girl story.

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