Lana Lovelace greeted me at her door in her full-bodied, dinosaur pajamas. She asked me what she should put on for the shoot. Like Cobain said, "Come as you are." Lana is a strange mix of deviancy, anxiety, and curiosity. She says that half her fans love her bush and the other half hate it. Well, even Jesus couldn't get everyone to like him. Hope your holidays are as stress-free as possible.