Geri Burgess says she does not get along well with her roommates. All they want to do is party and get drunk. When I first met Geri, I could tell that she was at a crossroads in life. To be mature and responsible, or to live like you might not be here tomorrow? This is truly a tough question. You are damned if you do, damned if you don't, but I supposed you are also blessed in either case. My grandfather, in all his infinite wisdom, gave me these words to live by: Keep your nose clean. He had eleven children with my grandmother. Now his failing mind does not recall any of their names. What a fucking joke.

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