This gallery is insane! It will fulfill your wildest dreams. It will satisfy you like no person has ever satisfied you. It will make you caress your device's screen. It will be saved to your personal documents folder for safekeeping. It will keep you up at night, covered in sweat, contemplating the beauty of Nikki Yann. It will make you email Zach Venice and plead for Nikki's contact information. You will even take great care to correctly spell his name with an 'h' at the end and not a 'k'. In your message, you will profess the strong bond you feel with Nikki--the twinkle in her eyes that assures you, beyond any doubt, that the two of you are destined to be together. And I, Zach Venice, may read your email to a friend and share a cheap laugh at your expense. The next day, cleaning my inbox, I will delete your message while muttering the words, "Love is not real." The track on the bonus video is Riff Raff - Wetter Than Tsunami.

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