Gia Paige and I went to the mall and ate a dang quesadilla. Frida Tacos is a delicious destination, even if it is inside a food court. Sometimes you find gems in unexpected places. Gia Paige is a kind, intelligent, and beautiful person who you can find in fairly extreme porn. But what is considered extreme anymore? There was a time, and not too long ago, when you could say 'ass' but not 'asshole' on TV. One day, we will miss the control of conservative assholes. We will miss it, right?