Jezebel Madd brought me to Pennsylvania. Immediately upon viewing her social media, I was enticed by Jezebel's aggressive beauty. She's done some bodybuilding. She knows her way around power tools, has personally remodeled several rooms of her home. Plus, she is effin' beautiful and sexually adventurous. Jezebel drives a Buick from the nineties with a throaty engine, unless she is with a stoned photographer who is willing to chauffeur her around. My mom thinks I should find a better job. I told her that there isn't one. More Madd times ahead.