You might not be able to buy a yacht, or bribe your way out of a DUI, or have your enemies accidentally suicided, but you can probably afford a Might Fine burger, and that is almost just as good. So when you need to feed a hungry young woman, do not cheap out and go to Whataburger, or Sonic, or some other grade D meat factory. Drop a twenty and roll the dice. You may just be offered a mighty fine piece of ass for dessert. Welcome Kerin Metzger. She quit her repressive upbringing to bring us some thrills.