I know you are not the type of person that would sniff a sweaty bicycle seat just because a wonder like Ileana Burgos had ridden it. I am very impressed by your civilized nature. You are only here at Zishy for the art, the experience, the adventure. It has nothing to do with these oft nude photos of emotional, hydrodynamic creatures that we call women. I applaud you, sir. You are a person of distinguished taste. Now I want you to read these words every morning until they are true. Talk soon.