I knew you were a devil when I first set eyes on you in the Target parking lot. Your colorful jazzy style immediately hinted at the rare personality housed within. I asked if you wanted to take some adventurous photos and you said, "Why not?" I had you choose some items in the store and I met you at the fitting rooms. We kept the noise to a minimum, respectfully avoiding the one-person-per-stall policy. I wasn't lying when I said you reminded me of a young Jennifer Connelly in the film, Career Opportunities. You said you had never seen it and that your name was Skylar Anke. Song in the background of the vid is "Sugar" by Maroon 5. The beautiful and the odd are not mutually exclusive.