Happy Thanksgiving, fellow gravy guzzlers. This year, Zishy is featuring a feast from Colombia. Here is Valery Ponce photographed by our contributor, Viky. Her bloodlines trace all the way back to the wonderful people that the Europeans encountered upon arriving to the Americas. Sure, they enslaved and massacred many of Valery's ancestors, but they also brought a beautiful language and religion in exchange for the reasonable price of obedience and gold. This year, I'm thankful that I mostly have mass shootings to worry about in these enlightened, more-civil times. Make sure you wear a goofy grin between mouthfuls of that boring ass turkey dinner. Tradition rips.