Visited two lighting stores with Valentina Nappi. One was quite empty, which is often a good thing for my tomfoolery, but not if anxious sales people are waiting to jump onto potential customers. No, sir. I will not be needing your assistance right now. I just need a few minutes to snap photos of this international porn star in your shop. Valentina is a true marvel of beauty and sexuality. If I was a modern day prophet, she would make a perfect Magdalene.
