Just some more photos from my park outting with nerdy Essie Halladay. This girl, Lordy Lordy. She claims her ex didn't adequately appreciate her. "He was an ass-man." Good riddance, I say. You don't hire a plumber to paint your house. Essie is still a tad shy baring skin in public, but she assures me that next time, when I photograph her at a private setting, she plans to let her guard drop. Say no more, Essie. String me along. I am your puppet. Now all I have to do is hold off the anxious nail-biters. There can't be too many of you out there, right?

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