I took the uniquely beautiful Jeni Kessler to Newport Beach for some photos at the harbor. We caught the attention of a few recreational boaters and one offered the use of his vessel free of charge. Of course, this meant he would be aboard as Jeni modeled provocatively, but I am sure this had zero to do with his kind offer. My initial reaction was to refuse, but I asked Jeni how she felt, and she gave it the green light. All was cool until our captain presented an impromptu poem that he had written for Jeni while we photographed. That's wonderful, mate. Would you look at the time? We must be going. Have some video tapes to return.