Penelope Lynn is a beautiful adult performer that recently migrated to LA. We visited my stomping ground, the sands surrounding the Annenberg Beach House off the PCH. Penelope attempted some yoga asanas in a less-than-cooperative sports bra. After, we found a microbus that matched her outfit. Penelope had a good point. Perhaps that hoodie was meant to be worn with something underneath. We drove back into Santa Monica and found a park where Penelope graced me with an adventurous bonus video. I know what you're thinking, and yes, her nails are real.