Zach Venice, someone needs to explain to you that certain things are sacred. You might find it absurd that mobs of people are obsessed with watching grown men play a game with a ball. You might ponder what this has anything to do with higher education. You might ask why sports have become the new religion. Well friendo, it is because you are an idiot. You need to be institutionalized. Stay away from our stadiums or we will make sausage out of you. As for Ursula Hall, she was just another victim of your brainwashing.