I was not aware how mean the streets were in Seattle. Then, Portia Kincaid showed me the scars from her attack by a homeless drug addict. Ok, so maybe this city is not all Starbucks and flannel. Luckily, Portia is one tough nookie. It is ironic that when she first reached out, Portia won me over with beauty pageant photos. I thought it was going to be an uphill battle getting anything scintillating, but Portia demonstrated her ability to give zero fux in the talent portion of the program.