Just before the holidays, my road bike was stolen. It was a good bike that actually transported me from point A to point B when I applied pressure to its pedals and pointed its wheels in the direction of point B. It was much more useful than a spinning cycle. Spinning is an activity where you pay for the privilege to exert yourself on a stationary cycling apparatus in a room with other genteel folk. Often times there is an instructor who, I assume, encourages and/or belittles the class verbally over a PA system, Billy Blanks style. The sweat of you and your classmates collects in pools under the spinning apparatus. In reality, it probably does not sound or look very sexy. But in Zishality, it is intriguing when performed by a 19 year old beauty like Anastasia Black.