Willow Hayes and I explored the grounds of this posh new apartment complex in the Valley. The ad calls it "resort living". It is a charming community, almost makes you forget that you will be throwing your money away on rent. See, unless your dead Uncle Jack bequeathed you half a million dollars, chances are that you will not be buying property in the Los Angeles area. Or you can always borrow from a bank and pay loads of interest for most of the rest of your life. Damn you, just give me the resort living already. Ray Conniff's "Brazil" plays in the bonus video.