Jessica Robbin probably thought I was off my rocker when I said I wanted to take her to a hardware store for photos. She is from Florida but was on a trip to LA earning college tuition via lucrative porn gigs. I explained that I wanted to capture the same energy that I observed in her Twitter photos. Jessica took to the challenge with gusto and left some folks at Orchard Supply Hardware with smiles on their faces. On this day, I held a minor vendetta against Orchard due to one of their cheesy commercials intruding on my YouTube hour the night before.