This is April Brookes. She is a no-holds-barred type of girl. I hate the expression, but this young woman loves to let her freak flag fly. Our visit to the mall was playful, but some might consider it sinister. These people are fascists. They should be feared and avoided at all costs. Like the Butthole Surfers say, we must defend our weird women from the normal man. Bukowski also wrote: Beware the average man, the average woman. Beware their love, their love is average, seeks average.