Irene Quinn pulled out this red American Apparel bodysuit and claimed that her butt looks great in it. Ha! Right, Irene. It is not sheer. It is not a thong. It does not ride particularly high on your hips. As you can imagine, my skepticism was thoroughly vaporized once she tried it on. Irene's bum is a vision for even jaded eyes like mine own. The language of Shakespeare is questionable, often misunderstood, and incomprehensible to many people. That is why sooooo many people love Shakespeare.

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