I love when someone makes a ridiculous commercial for a stationary bike and then everyone starts talking about it. Fucking genius. Someone needs a raise in the Peloton marketing department. I want to start making ads for Zishy that steps on the feelings of all the snowflakes and then goes viral for "defiling the sanctity of our wholesome young women". "Can you believe how tasteless this Zishy is?" But don't be fooled. You are being worked. I know girls like Harley Woodburn will hook you. They hooked me. Look at what I've become. It's awesome.