Rowan Emerson graces us with her beauty again, possibly for the last time. Since this shoot, she has denounced technology because of its ties to modern slavery. I believe she mentioned something about hundreds of thousands of humans in the Congo being exploited to mine ingredients for batteries. Apple, Tesla, Samsung, every major player is culpable. Hey Rowan, spare me, baby. I only use technology to spread happiness. Plus, I offer a 20% discount for all subscribers in third-world countries. It makes a difference.