A while ago, some subscriber sent me a few pair of underwear to use in future updates. It seems he had a fascination with the 90s' Hanes Her Way-style. Skylar Anke was happy to accommodate. As a kid, I was told that masturbation was against God's will and that it could make a person go blind. I do worship the Devil now and sport corrective lenses, so maybe they were onto something? Thou art God.