I am very happy that Target hired me for their new ad campaign. When I told Renee Macias, she was a little confused. "Wait, they want you to take pics of me flashing inside their store?" Yes, this is a new era. The execs are angling for a more liberal-minded image. They feel that no one would loot a place that accepts everyone, even the monsters from the kink community. Righteous. Keep an eye out for our video commercial during February's Super Bowl. Stay negative.