Catie Parker is not related to Parker Lewis, but hopefully she also "Can't lose". I wonder if anyone will get that reference. It certainly dates me. On winning (not losing): everyone can get what they want in this world. The trouble is that sometimes we get in each other's way. We all, including myself, have a nasty habit of getting too flustered, lazy, or greedy to think creatively on sharing the pie that is happiness. But that pie is really fekking big and just like with real pie, sharing is always a good idea. No one needs the extra love handles. I had no luck finding the bun-less hosiery that American Apparel used to sell, so Catie and I improvised. Enjoy the hell out of your day, you savages!