Bernie Svintis is a happy person and likes making others happy. Despite what some might think, a woman can be perfectly content at size 0 or size 16. As a man, I can fantasize about what the specs of my ideal woman would be. The optimal measurements for the maximum pleasure. But when the rubber meets the road, what really matters is who can put up with my own bullshit for years to come. Ditch the pettiness.