Hazel Moore is a wild person. Thank God they still exist. People like her serve as a nice mirror to my own insanity. Here we visit the Oasis in Austin, Texas. It is a restaurant and event venue that overlooks Lake Travis. You could try to convince someone beautiful to shoot photos like this for you, but why? Leave that up to me. Let me do the dirty work. All Hazel and I want are a few clams for our troubles. You can safely enjoy these nutty adventures of ours from a distance and then return to your wholesome life after you have been satiated. Trust me, this is way better value than Disney-fucking-Plus. Goodnight.