Lana Lovelace is a spunky young woman from Texas. She is petite, mischievous, and easy on the eyes. When she contacted me about being featured on Zishy, it was a no-brainer. Just like my decision to go to college. Mom always said I needed a degree. So I didn't question it. Eventually, however, my interests led me away from campus before graduating. I decided to start making money over spending it and stressing myself out. Academia made this dog jump through one hoop too many, all whilst holding out an empty hand. Now this dog has to listen to his "educated" buddies bitch about their stagnant careers, shitty bosses, and a depressing job market. But I don't know anything. I was lucky. Stay in school.