You have violet blue hair? You don't shave your underarms? You don't shave your legs? I do not care, Zelda. You are a bad ass. You ride a fixie (fixed gear bike) as a courier in Seattle, the home of Grunge. You dodge traffic and pump your way up hills that most 'men' would not be able to do. You are bold and unconventional and you view your sexuality as power and you are proud of it. You gave your trust to a stranger, visiting from Los Angeles, with some wacky web site. You, my friend, Zelda, are doing us a favor. Folks, read Robert Heinlein and enjoy Zelda Andover.
