The holidays are not supposed to be all about gifts. They are supposed to be about family, friends, community, and love: difficult things to think of when bombarded with countless advertisements that whore out the holiday spirit (this gallery is arguably one of them). But then again, Christmas, in theory, is the celebration of the birth of God's only child. His son taught us to love and forgive one another. We eventually executed him. If only Jesus had manifested himself in the 21st century. I have a feeling that his miracle videos would go hecka viral on YouTube. Oh Lord, timing is everything. Gracie Thibble would be a welcome present under my non-existent tree. LCD Soundsystem's "Oh You (Christmas Blues)" is the song in the bonus video.