Happy Halloween, guys. Someone asked me if I was gonna have a Halloween-themed update. I decided against this. I'm already sick of girls putting on hookered-up, cheap-ass, synthetic costumes pretending to be a slut for one day of the year. These women are cowards. I'm a fan of those perennial freaks who can do it in jeans and a sweater. If you're like me, Penelope Kay is your gal. She has this wholesome charm on the exterior, but inside is as wild and uninhibited as they come. Stick around and you'll get to see more.
