Northridge was the epicenter of the last major earthquake which rocked Los Angeles. That occurred in the Nineties. I would tell you the exact year, but I am in an airplane and her holiness did not bestow me a great gift of recall. When that quake happened, I was not living in LA. But as long as there is water and plenty of women like Heidi Bichette to photograph, I will be there for the next big one. It makes me sound brave. In actuality, I will pray that the big one hits when I am comfortably floating thousands of meters above ground, even if it is without Google. I can live without Google. Wait. Can I? The song in the bonus video is "Paradise City" by Guns N Roses.

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